Marching Bands Are Just Homeless Orchestras HalfEmpty Thoughts Vol 1 edition by Tim Siedell Brian Andreas Health Fitness Dieting eBooks
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From Oxford University Press At some point, I think we’ve all asked ourselves, “When is the best time to start training a kitten to hold a knife?”
That question—written by Tim Siedell, a.k.a Twitter’s badbanana – is one of the expertly crafted one-liners you can find in his new book Marching Bands Are Just Homeless Orchestras Half-empty Thoughts Vol 1. It’s the funnest/funniest book I’ve picked up in donkey’s years, and it’s also pretty and shiny and full of cool illustrations by Brian Andreas. Unless you hate puppies and America, you should give yourself and your minions this tremendous book... -Mark Peters
From blog.brainstormbrand.com Unlike the ever-flowing nature of Facebook and Twitter feeds, Marching Bands Are Just Homeless Orchestras brings Tim’s bursts of abbreviated wit, self-effacing observations and social commentary into a traditional book format — and turns them into a keepsake.
And who better than Tim Siedell, an icon himself in online social realms, to present us with a snapshot of a trend toward modern-day shortened writing forms he’s been instrumental in propelling.
Punctuated throughout by the whimsical and lyrically expressive line art of Brian Andreas—an apt accompaniment—Marching Bands Are Just Homeless Orchestras is a must-have memento of a cultural era in flux. It also makes a fitting holiday gift for any busy friend or loved one with a throng of online tweeps and peeps. -by Ed Illig
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More on author Tim Siedell
"Smart, insightful, and genuinely hilarious." Adam Savage, Co-host, MythBusters
"In a medium that rewards wit, Tim Siedell is the most rewarding." Scott Simon, Host, NPR Weekend Edition
"A barrage of funny." Maxim.com
"The dude is a one-liner machine." Mark Sullivan, MSNBC.com
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From back cover of print edition If you're looking for glass-half-full affirmations, you're in luck. The bookstore or library is half full of that kind of crap. What you're holding here is a collection of quips and observations with a refreshingly gloomy, sometimes twisted, always funny take on life. Or lack thereof.
With illustrations by renowned artist Brian Andreas, this book is a glimpse inside the humorously askew mind of a writer whose witticisms have been featured on NPR, printed onto t-shirts, performed on stage in Germany, and posted online at the Washington Post, Wall Street Journal, and New York Times. He's been named one of the top ten funniest people on Twitter by the likes of Maxim, MSNBC, and Mashable.
"Tim Siedell clearly has no life, but he's extremely funny while not having one." Rob Reiner; Actor, Director, Writer, Producer
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Marching Bands Are Just Homeless Orchestras HalfEmpty Thoughts Vol 1 edition by Tim Siedell Brian Andreas Health Fitness Dieting eBooks Reviews
This book is a very fun read on any given day. Every page offers a laugh. 5/5 would buy again.
If you follow @badbanana on twitter religiously this may not be a necessary purchase, but I still enjoyed reading it.
After following Badbanana on Twitter - and loving it - I bought his book. Not easy to get hold of but ever so worth it. A book of humorous aphorisms and quirky illustrations, one to dip back into over and over and over.
I just got the book in the mail and now I can't pry it from the domineering hands of my two roommates who have no idea who badbanana is. I showed them a snippet and told them how awesome my next two days were gonna be and they've sat on the couch tittering like a couple of babies on nitrous oxide for the past hour. So, uh, well done!
It is cleverly succinct. The drawings were also amusing. Even though I'd read it before, it still made me laugh.
Gems of humor scattered about like empty beer cans after a shooting-empty-beer-cans party. I learned about the author via his Twitter persona badbanana. It was a lot of fun to have so many funny comments collected in one convenient ebook.
This nonsensical book just makes me laugh. I really love it.
Hilarious book. Very random at times but great to sit and laugh with.
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